Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! It's so cool to see you guys. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Future Butters • I guess it's been about four months now. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! I have to share my room with my future self?? Motivation Corp. Director I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Hi Everyone! I I just, I just, ...my first idea. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Imagine the person you believe yourself to be right now. Well, there's only one person I can blame. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Are you my eleven o'clock? Harmless? I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! We sure hope so. I don't know which swatch I like best. "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Stan arrives with future Stan] Stan: Hey guys. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Scott Silver is an American screenwriter and film director.Silver is best known for such films as Johns, 8 Mile and The Fighter, for which he was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay. Trey and Matt were offended by over-the-top anti-drug commercials that implied that doing drugs just once could kill you, or that purchasing drugs funded terrorists. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Thanks. a-and Clyde's. This is what we get for deceiving our son. stan. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. If you would like to dispute a trivia point, please discuss it in the article comments. We're running away! Stan and Butters' future selves are just actors, but Cartman's future self really did travel back in time to meet his younger self. Woohoo, that should get Kevin to stay clear of drugs. Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. I'm not that stupid! I hope you choose happiness every day. Stan's future self is an unemployed drug addict, but Stan suspects that it is a hoax. Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Motivation Corp.! Stan! Oh. That it is, I assure you. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself from the future?? Synopsis. SanAndreas2628 5,423 views. Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n- "My Future Self 'n' Me" is episode 95 of the Comedy Central series South Park. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. We'll take smoking, for instance. Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Look! Yeah, I gotta admit. Yep. Okay, well let's do that then. Oh, I don't know. Alright, where is that sonofabitch's wallet?! I know that's just what you told me. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. The ends justify the means. Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Okay, okay, fine. To do this, first choose the age you want to be when you read it, which will help you decide on realistic goals. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! I hate him! Dude, that's not extreme enough! Oh, God, it smells in here. Well here, Eric, I cooked you a huge box of cookies as a present. I'm gonna do it. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. We just don't know how to talk to our son about drugs. — Jaison (@jaisonsaji) November 9, 2020. Four months?? You're gonna smear Butters' parent's walls with poop. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Today I want to write towards my unknown. Oh, and that's when uh you'll fake the electrical storm as well? Ey, you wanna go upstaris and play hide and go seek? And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! This might be our fault. Aw, stop it, you guys! Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. I know that Mom had actually let it out. Wait right here, Stan. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. The Biggest Douche in the Universe/Script, https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/My_Future_Self_n%27_Me/Script?oldid=411973. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Listen! And the commercial where the two kids have pot and the one kids shoots the other. Script • How many parents have you exacted revenge upon?! Butters Alright, now, Stan. That looks nice. Wait right here, Stan. Dad?? Motivation Corp. • Professor Chaos. added by LilRabb. In the ass. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Kyle Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. Watching. South Park Archives is an always improving database for the popular TV show. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Original Songs. Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! My Future Self N' Me (Original Airdate: 12/04/02) The Osbournes in South Park? Right. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Directed by Trey Parker, Eric Stough. Harmless? Go have sex with yourself, asshole! I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! [Now they have separate beds. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. All he ever wants to do is watch Becker. Their basic moral is that "when it comes to children and drugs, lying is okay". Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. Parental Revenge Center • They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Your son seems to be responding. ¡Es verde! Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self joins him in bed after freshening up in the bathroom] No. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. The truth is there's no hard evidence that second-hand smoke can kill but, we believe it's okay to lie about it as long as it gets people to stop smoking. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. This page contains trivia for "My Future Self n Me". Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. Dear Future Me, First of all, I’m going to expect your life is really cool right now, because if it isn’t, all of this college crap wasn’t worth it. My parents aren't gonna learn their lesson from having some crap smeared on their walls! Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Dude, just let me talk to you for like, five minutes. What?? Remember, trivia must be factual, provable, and it is always best to cite your source for not-so-obvious trivia. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. Look, I run a legitimate business hre with state-of-the-art computers, charts, and technology. Future self, this is my good friend,-. I have no idea, man. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. I hate him! Winter Farm. After that I'll bail. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Oh wait, uh, God-damnit! I've beenhelping children get back at their parents ever since. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. It's so cool to see you guys. My Future Self n' Me/Images; My Future Self n' Me/Script; My Future Self n' Me/Trivia; P Portal:Images/Season Six; Portal:Scripts/Season Six; Portal:Trivia/Season Six; Professor Chaos/Extras; Professor Chaos/Images; Professor Chaos/Script; Professor Chaos/Trivia; R I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. Are you my eleven o'clock? Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. I have no idea, man. Well, there's only one person I can blame. But, when he discovers that Butters has a "future self" too, he becomes suspicious. Future Butters He knows everything Stan knows. I wonder if my future self knows anything about this? Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Stan! Yeah. You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! It's just a show! Well now you won't have to! And he's worked up quite a future for your son. Stan Marsh. Here we are, face to face, "My Future Self -n- Me" [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. Oh, I don't know. It's driving me crazy! Oh no! My name is T. Becker. Well I'm sure Stan wouldn't mind sharing his room, would you, Stan? It's okay for us to lie and tell kids that all marijuana supports terrorism. Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. You're right, Linda. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Just forget it, Cartman! He's right. Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. I've been writing letters to my future self using @futureme since 2015. I know that's just what you told me. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. They've all been lying to us this whole time! This whole time! That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, Mona Marshall. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. Ohhh, that makes me angry! Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! 12/04/2002 Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Watch Episode. It has such a cathartic effect and has helped me set long term goals and reminders. The ends justify the means. They just... don't, son! If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. Dude, that's not extreme enough! a-and Clyde's. We don't know you and you don't know us! I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. My Future Self n' Me Photos. Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. Look, you can make your wiener bigger in just three weeks. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Future Butters. Source: frecked_roll. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. They've all been lying to us this whole time! [both Stans eat cereal, but the future Stan has trouble pouring milk into his bowl. Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. I said, I know how you feel. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self. Come on, Butters, let's go. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! We don't know you and you don't know us! Future self, this is my good friend,-. He's me when I'm 32. Dad, we fucking can't! 12/04/2002 Full Ep. Show More. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. My Future Self n' Me When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. A trope in which a character using Time Travel encounters himself in the future or the past, and goes to introduce himself. Well that's a pretty good deal. I know what you mean. Yeah, I gotta admit. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. It should take about a month to achieve the results you want. Scott Silver. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and coincidentally they are all total losers and drug addicts. And that show is so stupid. Confusion Over Stan's Birth Year (Based On Research Rather Than Fact By Creators). Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Watch Random Episode. Stan! Writing a letter to your future self can be a great way to look back on how your life has changed and find out if you're achieving the goals you set for yourself. Dad?? But we have to teach our parents a lesson, Butters! I know that Mom had actually let it out. I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. What?? Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? This is Josh Casher. Look around you. ... South Park Cartman calls himself from the future - Duration: 0:25. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. A naked man claiming to be Stan from the future is welcomed into the Marsh's home. Yes, well, eh you see, son, the time matrix pulled in more people from the future. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! You must be exhausted. Aw, stop it, you guys! The T stand for Terrific. Just forget it, Cartman! Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? I’m going to hope you have a job, because if not, again: college=crap. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Just go away before we call the police! View All Photos (1) In Theaters Streaming Movies TV Shows Opening. Future Stan • When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? S6 • E6. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? I told you, I can't stand my future self. 21:58. From episode images and scripts to character information to South Park video games and merchandise. Clyde Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. He'll be playing the role of your future son. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Oh. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Oh. Well now you won't have to! My God. Thank you. Wha-, what are you lookin' for, huh Stan? Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. Well we both got the same teacher for homeroom, too, but you didn't say anything then. [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off] I feel your parents were a bit more cocky about lying to you and your revenge needs to reflect that. Butters, we've go-! Highly recommended! Why don't you get some sleep? 12/04/2002 My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? I told you, I can't stand my future self. 'Re gone, we 're gon na admit what they did n't go. Commercial where it says that if you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that lied... 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